albert the magician
The Government is focused on December 2022. Nothing to do the plank thinking about the presidential elections of the 23rd. The Casa Rosada is more active than ever. And Olivos I don’t even tell them. Let Cristina keep the pen, because Alberto has the baton. The third of the Fernández, Aníbal, already said it: “The President has achieved magical things for the country and that should be rewarded.” There you have it. More clearly, put bleach in gel. Do not splash that the clothes are very expensive.
Alberto is a magician and, as such, awaits next December. To get the country afloat? Nope. To animate magic shows at the end of the year parties in companies that survive until the end of the year. The Presi has the experience of having organized birthday parties in Olivos when nobody was up to it. And what about the stand up who starred in tours abroad. Fools are those who continue with the old trick of taking rabbits out of the galleys, water out of the newspapers and coins from behind the ears. Alberto takes Brazilians out of the jungle and Mexicans out of the Indians. And he takes the Argentineans out of Argentina. He expels them.
There is no magician who overshadows him. With just a few passes, he made the weight and Sputnik shots disappear; he liquefied salaries, savings and retirements; made four rolls of toilet paper worth more than an hour lecture by a professor emeritusmultiplied taxes to infinity and managed to eradicate barbecue from the Argentine table.
As Aníbal says, he deserves to be rewarded. He is a showman, a humorist. Only he comes up with the idea of naming the guy who, in 2015, as Minister of Defense, had a missile stolen from a military unit, with the aggravating circumstance that the missile has just appeared in a vacant lot in La Plata. just now that he was put in charge of the Federal Intelligence Agency. Magic!
Only a capocomic can say that we do not stop growing. He didn’t see it coming, the one who didn’t want to. What did they think he was doing in the suburbs when he was taking notes in a little notebook after the PASO beating? He wrote down the dates of upcoming baptisms, bar mitzvahs, bachelor parties, and weddings..
Thats not all: Albert He’s on his way to being an awesome mentalist. Not the kind that bends spoons or moves chairs around. He moves the country with his mind. He puts it where he isn’t and takes it out where it doesn’t suit him.
At the moment, the shows are not interactive because to mount them a team of many people is needed and Alberto was left more and more alone. It is like an SME: the pandemic made it a ball.
In the circus that Argentina is today, Alberto has earned his place. It depends on him to stay in the big story or alone settle for becoming ticket.